So my cute class 3 came in today so I could finish her. Well lets just say clinic started off with a little bit of a disaster. My cute patient calls me and says, "Candi (yes she calls me that, and yes I realize that is a stripper name, and yes I am fine with it) I am going to be 25 minutes late, but I am coming, do not give up my chair to anyone. Thank you." What?!! Home girl, your gonna be late?! Thanks for callin, but please hurry! And no I wont give up your chair, becaue I GOT NO ONE ELSE!! I need you!!! So hustle your little toosh over here...now!! So I waited for her and finally she came. I got right down to business with that lady!! I passed off two pes on her universal and area specific. P.s. I love the Graceys...girls best friend. Anyways...I must tell you something so funny. Guess who has "soothing hands".....this girl does. Guess who fell asleep..yet again in my chair...my patient did. Guess who made a super loud...and I'm talkin "polar bear growlin" snore....my patient did!! Holla!! You know life is good, when you can fall asleep in a dental chair. It was priceless. I started laughing as soon as I heard her snore, then she woke up, was groggy, and went back to sleep. Then guess what happened next....she choked on her own spit. Yep folks I said it, she choked and woke up. Poor lady, all she wanted was a little shut eye! Not here lady, not here. You will have nightmares, not sweet dreams, if you sleep here. Jk everyone jk! Anyways, I missed 2 spots and was happy to be done. I acutally was not sore and all after finishing her. That was amazing. I guess I was not stressed at all. Thank the heavens above. Anyways, at the end of the appointment, she kept telling me that I need a massage and that I needed to buy a purse and jewelry from her. I guess that is the least I can do since she did spend 2 days with me, that equals 8 hours. So i just might. Weird?...not sure, give me your opinions. Anyways I thought of a theme song for the ending of clinic (3 clinic days people....3!!) wanna know what it is.....drumroll please.....
LOOK AT ME NOW!! By chris breezy....or for you old people, Chris Brown.
Go listen to it, and I apologize before hand for the naughty language. I didnt write the song. Anyways, Laken I KNOW you know this song, and girl just belt it out loud because you agree with me. This song represents all the crap we went through to get to the spot we are now, almost 2 years.!!! whoop whoop!! Do I still feel like I am not a good hygienist...yes, but who cares, first year is almost complete!! Holla!!
We have come so far since day one, crying on the curb because we could not get probing down. Wow. How funny is that. We knew we would look back on this and laugh, but at the time it was devastating. So all I gotta say to that is....LOOK AT ME NOW!!! Ya buddy!! We are high rollers. We know how to do a HHx correct, and OD correct and Scale!! Look at us now!! Suck it probing, we owned you!! Look at me now!!!
See ya Wednesday!!
Monday, April 2, 2012
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Oh Candice!!! You are hilarious!!! I love you my friend!!!
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